unculturedegg

isetmysimsonfire:

"if you’re a girl and you’re participating in no shave november… it’s gonna be no dick december. lol. haha" ah yes that’s what i am truly afraid of. not getting dick for a month. i will be sure to focus my choices around getting dick. that is what really matters in my life. intercourse and intercourse only. getting dick. i live for dick. i feel enlightened by your witty and intelligent remark, thank you, you brave and original soul

no dick december for your genitals will have been torn off